Procrastination at it's finest
Me (a month before it's due):I'm going to start this project early and it's going to be so awesome it will be like a unicorn cried all over it. I'll start it in May for sure!
Me (twenty-four days before it's due):Woo, I'm going to start my project for sure and it's going to be great! I'll do it like every even day and be done before I know it.
Me (twenty-three days before it's due):Huh, maybe every odd day. I'll start it for sure tomorrow.
Me (twenty-two days before it's due):I'm sure I'll be fine if I work on it every Saturday or Sunday before it's due
Me (twenty-one days before it's due):You know what? It will be okay if I start it like two weeks before it's due. Yeah I'll have time.
Me (two weeks before it's due):I'm not even drunk right now guys. Guys. I'm fine. Look at me. I'm not even drunk. I'm not even, I'm totally okay guys. Guys.
Me (one week before it's due):I'll totally do it over the long weekend. Yeah.
Me (five days before it's due):I'll do it on Monday. For sure. I'll have nothing to do on that day anyways.
Me (four days before it's due):What am I even doing for this project?
Me (three days before it's due):I think if I split my work between Tuesday and Wednesday, it will be okay. Yeah.
Me (two days before it's due):I'll just do it all tomorrow. It will be fine.
Me (one day before it's due):I'll just work on it this afternoon. It will be okay.
Me (18 hours before it's due):I'll work on it at night. I'll be done.
Me( 10 hours before it's due):Okay, I'll start on it in an hour.
Me (9 hours before it's due):Oh shit, I have to do a chem lab?
Me (8 hours before it's due):Okay seriously in one hour. I'll start this.
Me (7 hours before it's due):YouTube is da bomb.
Me (6 hours before it's due):Ok I'm going to start this for real. Hmm... tumblr looks pretty good right now.
I'm so screwed
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